SPOILERS FOLLOW! I sit here, slaving over a tepid keyboard struggling desperately to figure out how to start talking about this, because, well, where are you supposed to start talking about something like Rick...
RIGHT after the pint-sized ‘terror’ of Rumpelstiltskin, Torments continues Horror Month by finally taking a look at a man widely regarded as one of the worst directors to ever blight the silver screen. We...
TORMENTS took a break for most of last month while we wrapped our heads around Keith Lemon, because that happened. We’re back with a whimper for October, which will have (unimaginatively) a Horror theme. In...
THERE are some things everybody loves; there are others everybody has seemingly agreed to hate. I’m George Jones, and I’m here to tell you why you’re wrong. Nicolas Cage, am I right? He’s terrible....
WE HAD TO TAKE some time to recover from the, er, all time high of Octopussy for this instalment of our Bond retrospective. There’s a reason for that – it’s Roger Moore’s final turn...
AND SO it goes all over again. Doctor Who is back for another year of time and/or space-based adventures, this time with six all-new two-part adventures. As that seems to be the format for...
This week I have punched a man’s head into mush, got told to “grow a dick and go fuck myself” and pushed someone out of a window. After, somewhat accidentally, playing two walking simulators in...
Yes. Really. From the tenth of October, you can indeed buy limited edition merchandise featuring the butts of your favourite Pokémon characters. Sadly, this would require you to travel to Japan and find your...
MOGWAI are a post-rock band from Scotland who famously like to shy away from the term post-rock. Despite this, they’ve inspired many of their contemporaries to take inspiration from their signature chaotic droning ten-minute long...
In This week’s Breaking Down the Backlog, I went back in time through a man’s memories and felt something along the way. Much like Jazzpunk last week, I came to To The Moon with...
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