Tagged: Vampire

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Film Torments: Dracula 3000 (2004)

THIS TIME on Torments, Dan wanders where the sun don’t shine. The direct-to-video market is dominated by horror. There’s a simple reason for this: Horror movies, by design, rarely require inflated budgets or star-studded...

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Film Torments: The Twilight Saga (2008-2012)

  THIS week on Film Torments, Rich subjects himself to ten straight hours of the same fucking thing. That’s right, true believers – it’s The Twilight Saga (because anything can be a saga). I’ve...

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Review: Dracula Untold – A toothless affair

THERE’S a Welshman at the heart of Transylvania. Much like Anthony Hopkins before him, Luke Evans seems to be carving out a sullen Glamorgan niche in the heart of Hollywood. Unlike Hopkins, however, Evans...

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True Blood: A Long Slow Crawl Towards An Anti-Climax

IF YOU’RE reading this in America, you probably know what I’m about to say. Last night on the FOX UK Network, the final episode of True Blood aired. True Blood was once a phenomenon bringing...