Tagged: Film Torments

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Film Torments: Christmas Wedding Planner (2017)

THIS TIME on Torments, Dan sees off 2018 with a Yuletide log. Christmas has come and gone. Whether you’ll be pleased or not about this fact will suggest something about your character, but it goes without saying that the...

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Film Torments: Tango & Cash (1989)

THIS TIME on Torments, Dan looks at a slab of glorious madness. As evinced by the likes of Cannon Films, the 1980s was a watershed for schlocky nonsense action flicks, the kind that worshipped...

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Film Torments: Anonymous (2011)

THIS TIME on Torments, Dan looks at an insulting fabrication of history. Full disclosure: I studied English Literature at university – I know, the shame – which involved a considerable deal of William Shakespeare....

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Film Torments: Sex and the City 2 (2010)

THIS TIME on Torments, Dan looks at a facile mess. The original Sex and the City television series, from the scant few episodes I caught on Bravo past midnight as a teenager, was an occasionally...

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Film Torments: After Last Season (2009)

THIS TIME on Torments, Dan stares into the void of avant-garde a clue. When I was 13 or 14, some friends and I decided we were going to make a movie. We had no...

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Film Torments – Foodfight! (2012)

THIS TIME on Torments, Dan looks at a disgusting piece of awful garbage. Much has been made of The Emoji Movie this past month. A brazen advertisement made to propagate its sponsored content with...