Tagged: 2012

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Film Torments – Foodfight! (2012)

THIS TIME on Torments, Dan looks at a disgusting piece of awful garbage. Much has been made of The Emoji Movie this past month. A brazen advertisement made to propagate its sponsored content with...

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Film Torments: Detention (2012)

CONCLUDING Horror Month at Film Torments, Andrew takes a look at an outing by a music video director stepping up to feature films. What could go wrong? What happens when you mix a robotic...

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Film Torments: Keith Lemon: The Film (2012)

RETURNING from a brief hiatus, Film Torments emerges from the refreshing sauna of quality cinema into the cesspool of the fucking usual. Here’s Rich’s take on Keith fucking Lemon. Spinning a sketch character off...

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Film Torments: The Twilight Saga (2008-2012)

  THIS week on Film Torments, Rich subjects himself to ten straight hours of the same fucking thing. That’s right, true believers – it’s The Twilight Saga (because anything can be a saga). I’ve...

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Film Torments: The Lorax (2012)

JULY is renowned for its animated films… right? That’s the theme for the month and by God we’re sticking to it like 3D rendering to a clownfish (or something). Drawing us in is Rich’s take...

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Film Torments: Les Misérables (2012)

MUSICAL May continues at Film Torments with the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the Parisian sewers – that also happens to feature Torments’ first recurring director in Tom Hooper – Les Misérables (and his orchestra). Musicals and...