Tagged: 2009

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Film Torments: After Last Season (2009)

THIS TIME on Torments, Dan stares into the void of avant-garde a clue. When I was 13 or 14, some friends and I decided we were going to make a movie. We had no...

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Film Torments: Legally Blondes (2009)

THIS week on Torments, Dan looks at another hated sequel to a beloved set of films. Did you even know this was a thing? I’m not trying to be condescending here. I’ve never seen...

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Film Torments: The Twilight Saga (2008-2012)

  THIS week on Film Torments, Rich subjects himself to ten straight hours of the same fucking thing. That’s right, true believers – it’s The Twilight Saga (because anything can be a saga). I’ve...

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Film Torments Special: Old Dogs (2009)

WHEN the shock of the moment fades away, we’re left with a gnawing numbness at the heart of loss. When giants die, we live on in their shadow. I was originally all fired up...